*WARNING - explicit language and maybe... MAYBE graphic images*
Plot:
"Love Exposure" tells an epic tale of love, family, religion, and sex.
Yu Tsunoda and Yoko meet under the most unusual of circumstances.
After Yu loses a bet with his friends he agrees to go into the city
dressed as a woman and kiss the first woman he sees. When they go into
the city Yu and his friends comes across a young teenage girl named Yoko
who is surrounded by a group of thugs. Yu, still dressed as a woman,
then helps Yoko beat up the gang of thugs. Afterwards Yu kisses Yoko and
runs away. Yu for the first time falls in love with a girl, but Yoko
falls in love with the woman in drag known only as Miss Scorpion.
Meanwhile, Yu is being followed by Aya Koike, a member of the
cult group "Zero Church." Aya Koike devises a plan to bring Yu's entire
family into the "Zero Church," but first she will gain the favor of Yoko
by masquerading as Miss Scorpion
Credit: AsianWiki
Main Cast: Nishijima Takahiro (AAA), Mitsushima Hikari, Watabe Atsuro, Watanabe Makiko, Ando Sakura
Comments:
This movie.... THIS MOVIE... is SO. Damn. Twisted. While there's comedy in it, it's sickening.
It's sick, twisted, morbid, dirty, funny, disturbing........... and more, that i cant really find the words to describe.
Definitely not suitable for the young crowd. There's a lot of sexual content. Don't think there was nudity, but there were definitely a lot of panty shots and boners shown for a lifetime.
I didn't know what I was getting into when I got this movie. I originally wasn't going to get this movie, but every time I went to search for certain genres, it'd pop up, so I thought why not, especially since Nissy was in it. This movie really gave me a new perspective of him.... not really one I'd like to imagine, but yeah...
So the movie is broken up into chapters. Some longer than others. The first chapter seemed normal enough. The mother gets sick, fairs her son some last advice, passes away and lives to help Dad. Typical drama style. So then, a woman enters into their lives, falls in the love with the dad, wants to become part of his family. But here's where it gets a bit out there. The dad had become a priest for a catholic church, so he cant fall in love with the women so goes against the catholic religion and secretly lives with her. She breaks up with him because they cant get married. The dad goes crazy, kept asking for the son to tell his sins on a daily basis and in order to get his dad's attention to starts to break a lot of rules and sin really badly to confess everyday.
.......... Sin-seeking........... that's the basic story of the first 1/4 of the movie.
The rest of the movie (and excuse my language from here-on out) gets hella fucking crazy. The biggest sin this fool can do is become a panty photographer. Sneaking upskirt shots of women and girls in the streets. And he was doing all these crazy ass moves trying to get them. How the fuck can they not notice what he was doing?! After getting caught by this one chick, he lets her off free, but you know this bitch is up to something cuz she starts stalking his ass. He ends up losing a bet and has to dress as a women and kiss a girl in the street (which is described up top). That chick falls in love with him... but she thinks he's a girl.. so she ends up thinking she's a lesbian.
She gets all hot and bothered when she thinks of his alter ego, yet she never knows that the person she fell in love with is actually a guy. She hates men, thinks theyre the worst. This chick is actually an "adopted" daughter of the lady that fell in love with the kids dad. they end up coming back together and the 4 live as a family. He loves that chick, but she hates him and thinks hes a perv. Crazy bitch starts to mess around with them. Joins their school, lies that she's the alter ego, chick falls in love with her, and all this crazy ass bullshit happens.
So after it was revealed the kid was a perv to the class, he gets kicked out of the house and the family get abducted and brainwashed to join a cult called "Church Zero" (church zero? zero church? cant remember). The kid tries to reprogram the chick but without success and gets dragged along to join the cult but didnt work out and she goes on a rampage and kills a bunch of people in an attempt to save the girl. Everyone goes crazy, crazy bitch kills herself, the kid goes fucking psycho and then the last chapter occurs.
With all the intense moments in the middle of the movie, I was hoping the last chapter would end with something huge. It ended lame. The kid is in the psych ward thinking he's his alter ego. The reprogrammed chick goes there to save him. She ends up doing so in the end but gets arrested, he chases after her and ... thats basically it... WHAT?!
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This movie is full of crazy ass shit that me explaining the movie can't justify. I mean... this was full of almost 4 hours... 4 HOURS of manipulation and sinning and all this crazy shit. On a catholic standpoint I felt disgusted that they were using that as a premise. I thought it was going to be somewhat subtle, especially after the start of the movie but things started to propel worse and worse and got more perverted as the movie went along. FOUR FUCKING HOURS. Never have I ever had to watch a FOUR HOUR movie full of perverted shit. NISSY.. HOW MANY BONERS DID YOU GET THROUGH THIS FUCKING MOVIE?! MITSUSHIMA HIKARI.. HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU SHOW YOUR PANTIES?!!
You'd think that I'd give this movie a low rating, honestly I probably would but just for being this fucking perverted and fucking crazy I'm giving this shit a 10/10. That's how fucking cool this shit was LMAO
I'm sorry about the language but that was me rambling my real thoughts about this movie.
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