Plot:
High school student Kirigamine Ryo (Kawaguchi Haruna) is the
vice president of the detective club at Koigakubo Academy, a school on
the outskirts of Tokyo’s Kokubunji. Posing as a famous detective, she
makes deductions to solve various cases that occur within the school.
But because her deductions are flawed, she never solves the cases. She
is helped by her biology teacher Ishizaki Hiromi (Hayami Mokomichi),
detectives and suspects, as the cases are solved.
Credit: Jdrama Weblog
Cast: Kawaguchi Haruna, Hayami Mokomichi, Takashima Masanobu
Story:
Kirigamine Ryo, a cute, 16-year-old girl, with a great fast ball (as she puts it), that always gets mistaken for a boy because of her name and the way she talks. And always gets made fun of for having a name like an air conditioner.
Ishizaki Hiromi is Ryo's biology teacher and soon head of her Detectives club. He's a bit eccentric (i think a bit is an understatement!) but really smart and able to solve crime cases almost immediately.
Ryo had picked up an interest in mystery cases and became the vice manager of her detectives club. Every episode she witnesses a crime and takes it into her own hands to solve the case, or more like, butts in. After writing down all her information, she takes a look through her student handboook with all her notes. When she finally gets to the last page, she witnesses her favorite baseball player's picture and her idea of who the criminal is comes about.
She always picks the most obvious suspect, but under Ishizaki-sensei's advising, he tells her she's wrong. Turns out in most cases she's actually right, its just her assumption of how the crime played out is what's wrong.
Arc #1: A member of the school track team was knocked out unconcious at the sand pit. Ryo tries to figure out who attempted to murder him. (turns out he stepped on a sand rake that was left there,hidden in the sand, and it smacked him in the back of the head.)
Arc #2: An acting group of former students from Koigakubo come back to put on a play for the students. The most popular girl in the group was attacked at night. Ryo accuses the other girl in the group because of her jealousy, but she had an alibi. (turns out Ryo was correct, but her alibi was a cover up of her attempted murder)
Arc #3: Ryo's friend, Nao is sad that her grandpa had been injured which could have been due to an attempted murder. When she goes to visit Nao's family's house, her grandpa had been poisoned. Ryo accuses the maid because she was the one that served them drinks. Ishizaki-sensei tells her she had no reason to kill him and that her accusation details dont make sense. (turns out Ryo was correct, but the maid's reason for murder was different).
Story #4: Ryo's rival, Arakida, was attacked in the fine arts room. Ryo runs through this building and finds suspects lurking at all exits of the building. She accuses everyone and all the possibilities as to why they would attack him. Ishizaki-sensei leads Ryo to the right suspect and possible reason of attack (turns out Ryo had at least accused one of the suspects correctly but the reason was completely off. Mistaken identity is the reason for the attack, because of Ryo)
Arc #5 (Final): A teacher loses consciousness after a student falls from the roof of a building and lands on top of her. It is assumed that the student was trying to commit suicide but the student regained consciousness saying she didnt and that someone tried to kill her. The case is presumed as a closed-case because all the doors were locked and a student on the stairway did not see anyone. (turns out the attack was by the teacher that lost consciousness. Pushing the student off the building in an attempt to avenge her sister who committed suicide because of bullying due to the student. The students body was dangling in a tree before dropping to the ground on top of the teacher).
Comments:
The drama only has a slight connection episode-to-episode. Besides
having 2-episode arcs, stories dont usually connect, meaning that if you
watch the series midway, not having watched the first episode wont stop
you from understanding the rest of the series. I mean, she introduces herself in the beginning of each episode, and explains what had happened the episode before and there the episode continues.
The only thing that does connect is due to character development.
- There's an ongoing creepiness that Ishizaki-sensei has about a woman's body hidden inside a cooler. Buying her things to prepare for a wedding he wants them to hold. In the end the woman that was hidden in the cooler was a doll named Mariko.
- Ryo and Arakida's ongoing rivalry, which im still confused about. Does he like her? I'm pretty sure he does, it's just the things he says makes me think otherwise lol.
I was really excited at the time the drama was announced. I love both Hayami Mokomichi and Kawaguchi Haruna. When I first skimmed through the first episode I wasn't really feeling it, it seemed kind of "tacky" so I was close to dropping it. The day that I was actually going to get rid of it, subs were actually getting released. So I gave it another try and I ended up actually liking it.
The type of comedy and acting is something that people need to get used to. If you don't watch enough comedic dramas, then the acting will get on your nerves really badly because of all the over-exaggeration. I can't even really say much more about it. It's a fun drama. Not your typical tantei stories, but still pretty good. I'd give this a 6 out of 10. It's a quick drama to get through so even if you don't like it, it wont take you long to finish, though i wouldn't see a reason to finish the drama if you didnt like it in the first place haha
Sunday, July 8, 2012
Saturday, July 7, 2012
Drama/Movie Listing
One of these days I need to make a list of all the dramas I have and which ones I've watched (which i no longer have). I've done fairly well at keeping track on Jdorama but I haven't been there lately to update.
Although it would be nice to go through everything I have again. I might even take a chance to re-watch certain things. One day.
Although it would be nice to go through everything I have again. I might even take a chance to re-watch certain things. One day.
Movie: Crows Zero II
Plot:
Several months after "Crows: Episode 0" trouble brews again when thugs known as "The Army of Killers" from rival high school Hosen Academy threaten Suzuran High aka the School of Crows.
The ruthless Hosen gang go after Suzuran alumni Sho Kawanishi (Shinnosuke Abe) after his released from reformatory for killing a Hosen member two years back. Kawanishi turns to his younger Suzuran gang members for protection. The Housen gang then seeks out right revenge on the entire Suzuran school, while in-fighting at Suzuran High makes them even more susceptible to the Housen threat.
Credit: AsianWiki
Cast: Oguri Shun, Yamada Takayuki, Kuroki Meisa, Kiritani Kenta, Takaoka Sousuke, Nobuaki Kaneko, Ayano Go, Daito Shunsuke, Miura Haruma, and a bunch of others that I don't want to list.... XD
Comments:
I don't know what it is about me and "yankee" movies. Delinquent movies are so awesome... so much better than chick flicks haha, anyways..
I didnt realize that when I got this movie, it was the 2nd movie not the first. So I'm not exactly sure if I had to watch the first movie in order to get the 2nd one. The only thing that I do understand that I missed was that Genji Takiya (Oguri Shun) had beat the last leader Serizawa Tamao (Yamada Takayuki) to become the new leader of the school. Other than that, I don't know if the rival school had any influence in the first movie for the 2nd.
This movie had a huge cast of actors that I know and recognize. I'm going to start off with the acting. I thought everyones acting was pretty good. A lot of them, or pretty much all of them are seasoned actors which really propelled the storyline. What I wasn't impressed with was Nobuaki Kaneko's acting. Ive seen a couple things with him in it and I'm sorry but I didn't like how exaggerated his acting was in this movie.
I also didn't like how small a part Miura Haruma had. I thought it would have been bigger considering he's the brother of the guy that was killed during battle between the schools. Unless this is a set up for another movie?
Fighting scenes in the movie were pretty good. Pretty believeable. I also like that they held onto their wounds and scars throughout the movie. I hate watching a drama and then the next episode theyre all clean and shiny. There's no reality to that. I like that they all split up, working together to conquer all the delinquents and one by one they took their opportunity to showcase who they are. It was a battle of similiar strengths basically. I thought the movie was going to be darker or heavy than it actually was, just because the way it was filmed.
I'm going to give this a 8 out of 10 because of story progression, great actors, the fact its a delinquent movie and has a lot of my favorite actors in it. It's just I don't think i'll ever rewatch it again ahah.
Several months after "Crows: Episode 0" trouble brews again when thugs known as "The Army of Killers" from rival high school Hosen Academy threaten Suzuran High aka the School of Crows.
The ruthless Hosen gang go after Suzuran alumni Sho Kawanishi (Shinnosuke Abe) after his released from reformatory for killing a Hosen member two years back. Kawanishi turns to his younger Suzuran gang members for protection. The Housen gang then seeks out right revenge on the entire Suzuran school, while in-fighting at Suzuran High makes them even more susceptible to the Housen threat.
Credit: AsianWiki
Cast: Oguri Shun, Yamada Takayuki, Kuroki Meisa, Kiritani Kenta, Takaoka Sousuke, Nobuaki Kaneko, Ayano Go, Daito Shunsuke, Miura Haruma, and a bunch of others that I don't want to list.... XD
Comments:
I don't know what it is about me and "yankee" movies. Delinquent movies are so awesome... so much better than chick flicks haha, anyways..
I didnt realize that when I got this movie, it was the 2nd movie not the first. So I'm not exactly sure if I had to watch the first movie in order to get the 2nd one. The only thing that I do understand that I missed was that Genji Takiya (Oguri Shun) had beat the last leader Serizawa Tamao (Yamada Takayuki) to become the new leader of the school. Other than that, I don't know if the rival school had any influence in the first movie for the 2nd.
This movie had a huge cast of actors that I know and recognize. I'm going to start off with the acting. I thought everyones acting was pretty good. A lot of them, or pretty much all of them are seasoned actors which really propelled the storyline. What I wasn't impressed with was Nobuaki Kaneko's acting. Ive seen a couple things with him in it and I'm sorry but I didn't like how exaggerated his acting was in this movie.
I also didn't like how small a part Miura Haruma had. I thought it would have been bigger considering he's the brother of the guy that was killed during battle between the schools. Unless this is a set up for another movie?
Fighting scenes in the movie were pretty good. Pretty believeable. I also like that they held onto their wounds and scars throughout the movie. I hate watching a drama and then the next episode theyre all clean and shiny. There's no reality to that. I like that they all split up, working together to conquer all the delinquents and one by one they took their opportunity to showcase who they are. It was a battle of similiar strengths basically. I thought the movie was going to be darker or heavy than it actually was, just because the way it was filmed.
I'm going to give this a 8 out of 10 because of story progression, great actors, the fact its a delinquent movie and has a lot of my favorite actors in it. It's just I don't think i'll ever rewatch it again ahah.
Movie: Crime or Punishment?!?
Plot: Riko Narumi
plays an unpopular idol who in an attempt to boost her faltering career
becomes police chief for a day. During the day a robbery occurs at a
convenience store and instead of letting a real police chief deal with
the robbery she decides to take the matter into her own hands.
Credit: AsianWiki
Cast: Narumi Riko, Nagayama Kento, Inuyama Inuko, Okura Koji, Okina Megumi, Ando Sakura
Comments: The plot description is more or less correct. Narumi Riko's character is unpopular, but I wouldn't go far to say she was an idol. Gravure model, even stepping up to AV model would be correct. She had no choice but to become the police chief for the day because of a petty crime she committed and she had to take up the position because all the other popular models were busy.
This was one of the weirdest movies I've watched, but the set-up was so brilliant. It's just all the scenes itself are so random and weird. Scenes didn't make sense on their own... well no I can't really say that. They... how do i put this. They're typical scenes (at home, at the store, etc) but the things they were doing there were pretty weird/crazy.
The movie starts off with this guy going to the convenience store and the girl that works there mistakens him for one of her regular customers and hands him random items. He heads off to do whatever it is he needs to do, witnesses a murder, and as he's about to call for help he gets run over by some guy driving a huge truck or bus. i wanna say Winnebago (do you all know what that is? ... err RV? LOL). Scene changes..
Ok.. weird... what am i watching? The start of the movie really sets up for the rest of the movie, which is based off of that murder. I'm not gonna go too deep into each scene but I'll go ahead and describe what had happened.
- Narumi's character, Ayame, gets arrested for stealing a magazine that she was in. She didnt understand why her picture was upside down and had a mark on her face. She was gonna buy it but stole it since she lost her wallet.
- Ayame gets caught, and is stuck playing police chief for the day. She encounters her old love.
We see a flashback of their relationship. Apparently he had killed about 8 women and one attempted murder on Ayame. She always forgave him but he continued to do so (WTF?).
- A couple and one of their "friends" planned for a burglary of the convenience store that we saw in the beginning of the movie. Ended up kidnapping Ayame's rival, who is a very popular model. and their manager who tags along to scold her, but ends up getting kidnapped as well.
- Ayame realizes something and does take the opportunity to do her duty as a police chief and arrests all the people that gave her bullsh--
- Ayame comes to the rescue and gets the kidnappers/robbers arrested. Even frees her rival and manager. Her love wanted to confess all his murders, but she said no, but he ends up getting arrested anyways.
The set up of the movie was amazing. All of these scenes (with the exception of the flashback) happened over the course of ONE day. All the scenes actually fit together. Everytime a new scene came on, it gave a new detail that wasn't scene beforehand which explained why certain things had happened. Everyone's connected in some way. I love these kind of stories. You get to see everyones point of view and why certain events happened.
What made this weird were how the stories progressed. When the couple was in their room, and it was mentioned their walls were paper thin, they heard their neighbors having what they thought was sex. Turns out it was Nakayama's character trying to kill his girlfriend. Which was what the murder that had started the whole movie. The bus/RV/truck that killed the man had some weirdos driving it which didnt make sense.. even after the movie ended it didnt make sense but it fit into the story for some reason..
All these things, made this movie hilarious to watch. I want to give this a 7 out of 10. It's funny, the story moved well, if you like weird things, this is a movie to watch, slight romance, little nudity (which was hilarious). All in all i think its a pretty good movie.
Credit: AsianWiki
Cast: Narumi Riko, Nagayama Kento, Inuyama Inuko, Okura Koji, Okina Megumi, Ando Sakura
Comments: The plot description is more or less correct. Narumi Riko's character is unpopular, but I wouldn't go far to say she was an idol. Gravure model, even stepping up to AV model would be correct. She had no choice but to become the police chief for the day because of a petty crime she committed and she had to take up the position because all the other popular models were busy.
This was one of the weirdest movies I've watched, but the set-up was so brilliant. It's just all the scenes itself are so random and weird. Scenes didn't make sense on their own... well no I can't really say that. They... how do i put this. They're typical scenes (at home, at the store, etc) but the things they were doing there were pretty weird/crazy.
The movie starts off with this guy going to the convenience store and the girl that works there mistakens him for one of her regular customers and hands him random items. He heads off to do whatever it is he needs to do, witnesses a murder, and as he's about to call for help he gets run over by some guy driving a huge truck or bus. i wanna say Winnebago (do you all know what that is? ... err RV? LOL). Scene changes..
Ok.. weird... what am i watching? The start of the movie really sets up for the rest of the movie, which is based off of that murder. I'm not gonna go too deep into each scene but I'll go ahead and describe what had happened.
- Narumi's character, Ayame, gets arrested for stealing a magazine that she was in. She didnt understand why her picture was upside down and had a mark on her face. She was gonna buy it but stole it since she lost her wallet.
- Ayame gets caught, and is stuck playing police chief for the day. She encounters her old love.
We see a flashback of their relationship. Apparently he had killed about 8 women and one attempted murder on Ayame. She always forgave him but he continued to do so (WTF?).
- A couple and one of their "friends" planned for a burglary of the convenience store that we saw in the beginning of the movie. Ended up kidnapping Ayame's rival, who is a very popular model. and their manager who tags along to scold her, but ends up getting kidnapped as well.
- Ayame realizes something and does take the opportunity to do her duty as a police chief and arrests all the people that gave her bullsh--
- Ayame comes to the rescue and gets the kidnappers/robbers arrested. Even frees her rival and manager. Her love wanted to confess all his murders, but she said no, but he ends up getting arrested anyways.
The set up of the movie was amazing. All of these scenes (with the exception of the flashback) happened over the course of ONE day. All the scenes actually fit together. Everytime a new scene came on, it gave a new detail that wasn't scene beforehand which explained why certain things had happened. Everyone's connected in some way. I love these kind of stories. You get to see everyones point of view and why certain events happened.
What made this weird were how the stories progressed. When the couple was in their room, and it was mentioned their walls were paper thin, they heard their neighbors having what they thought was sex. Turns out it was Nakayama's character trying to kill his girlfriend. Which was what the murder that had started the whole movie. The bus/RV/truck that killed the man had some weirdos driving it which didnt make sense.. even after the movie ended it didnt make sense but it fit into the story for some reason..
All these things, made this movie hilarious to watch. I want to give this a 7 out of 10. It's funny, the story moved well, if you like weird things, this is a movie to watch, slight romance, little nudity (which was hilarious). All in all i think its a pretty good movie.
Monday, July 2, 2012
Summer 2012 Dramas
Summer dramas are starting to premier within the next 2 weeks and I, of course, have a huge list of dramas to watch this summer. Summer is always one of the best times for the best dramas. I'm not particularly sure why, but it just always happens that way.
This season I have 8 dramas listed:
- GTO
- Richman, Poor Woman
- Beginners
- Sprout
- Naniwa Shounen
- Tsurukame Josanin
- Beautiful Rain
- Boys on the Run
I was going to say "did you notice a pattern" but there actually isn't one haha.
The main one I'm anticipating is GTO. I loved the first one. It was one of the first dramas I watched and a remake will not replace that, but I'm excited to see what they do with this version.
This season I have 8 dramas listed:
- GTO
- Richman, Poor Woman
- Beginners
- Sprout
- Naniwa Shounen
- Tsurukame Josanin
- Beautiful Rain
- Boys on the Run
I was going to say "did you notice a pattern" but there actually isn't one haha.
The main one I'm anticipating is GTO. I loved the first one. It was one of the first dramas I watched and a remake will not replace that, but I'm excited to see what they do with this version.
Movie: Koukou Debut
Plot: "Haruna Nagashima (Ito Ono)
devoted herself to softball while in middle school. Now that she is in
high school, Haruna believes its time find a boyfriend. Unfortunately
for Haruna, she didn't pay attention to trends and is now clueless on
how to attract a boy. Through a fortuitous event, Haruna encounters
popular upperclassman You Komiyama (Junpei Mizobata)
Haruna asks You to teach her how to become attractive to boys. You
agrees but with one catch. She can't fall in love with him ..."
Cast: Mizobata Junpei, Ohno Ito, Suda Masaki, Aizawa Rina, Furukawa Yuki
Comment:
I have no idea why I got this movie in the first place. The movie was too cute for my liking, but that doesn't mean it was bad.. but that also doesn't mean it was good. haha
A lot of people.. more like girls.. have talked about this movie, saying its one of their favorites and that it's really cute and all. And something about the manga...
I can't really say much about that since I didn't even know there was a manga, but I assume people liked it because it followed closely to the story?
Anyways. The movie had its moments. It's a basic, predictable, romance movie.
Tomboy-girl tries to find a boyfriend. Boy tries to make her appealing. Girl cant fall in love with boy. Falls in love anyways. He falls in love with her. They end up together. Typical ending. I didnt really like the main actress. I thought she was really annoying, but maybe it's because of the way the character was written. I'm not even going to say anything about Mizobata, because then it'd sound like I'm being biased (because I would be ;)).
I thought the younger sister was annoying as well, even more so than the main actress. I think it's because of the way she talked. I recognized Suda Masaki immediately but Furukawa Yuki it took me awhile to remember where i've seen him before (Asuko March.. would have never guessed haha).
The casting was pretty good. I can't say if they matched the manga version well, but for the type of character they were playing, I think they did a pretty good job.
Overall, I want to give this movie.. mmm... maybe a 6.5/10. It's not my type of movie, but it wasn't particularly bad.
credit: AsianWiki
Comment:
I have no idea why I got this movie in the first place. The movie was too cute for my liking, but that doesn't mean it was bad.. but that also doesn't mean it was good. haha
A lot of people.. more like girls.. have talked about this movie, saying its one of their favorites and that it's really cute and all. And something about the manga...
I can't really say much about that since I didn't even know there was a manga, but I assume people liked it because it followed closely to the story?
Anyways. The movie had its moments. It's a basic, predictable, romance movie.
Tomboy-girl tries to find a boyfriend. Boy tries to make her appealing. Girl cant fall in love with boy. Falls in love anyways. He falls in love with her. They end up together. Typical ending. I didnt really like the main actress. I thought she was really annoying, but maybe it's because of the way the character was written. I'm not even going to say anything about Mizobata, because then it'd sound like I'm being biased (because I would be ;)).
I thought the younger sister was annoying as well, even more so than the main actress. I think it's because of the way she talked. I recognized Suda Masaki immediately but Furukawa Yuki it took me awhile to remember where i've seen him before (Asuko March.. would have never guessed haha).
The casting was pretty good. I can't say if they matched the manga version well, but for the type of character they were playing, I think they did a pretty good job.
Overall, I want to give this movie.. mmm... maybe a 6.5/10. It's not my type of movie, but it wasn't particularly bad.
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Movie: Love Exposure (2009)
*WARNING - explicit language and maybe... MAYBE graphic images*
Plot:
"Love Exposure" tells an epic tale of love, family, religion, and sex.
Yu Tsunoda and Yoko meet under the most unusual of circumstances. After Yu loses a bet with his friends he agrees to go into the city dressed as a woman and kiss the first woman he sees. When they go into the city Yu and his friends comes across a young teenage girl named Yoko who is surrounded by a group of thugs. Yu, still dressed as a woman, then helps Yoko beat up the gang of thugs. Afterwards Yu kisses Yoko and runs away. Yu for the first time falls in love with a girl, but Yoko falls in love with the woman in drag known only as Miss Scorpion.
Meanwhile, Yu is being followed by Aya Koike, a member of the cult group "Zero Church." Aya Koike devises a plan to bring Yu's entire family into the "Zero Church," but first she will gain the favor of Yoko by masquerading as Miss Scorpion
Credit: AsianWiki
Main Cast: Nishijima Takahiro (AAA), Mitsushima Hikari, Watabe Atsuro, Watanabe Makiko, Ando Sakura
Comments:
This movie.... THIS MOVIE... is SO. Damn. Twisted. While there's comedy in it, it's sickening.
It's sick, twisted, morbid, dirty, funny, disturbing........... and more, that i cant really find the words to describe.
Definitely not suitable for the young crowd. There's a lot of sexual content. Don't think there was nudity, but there were definitely a lot of panty shots and boners shown for a lifetime.
I didn't know what I was getting into when I got this movie. I originally wasn't going to get this movie, but every time I went to search for certain genres, it'd pop up, so I thought why not, especially since Nissy was in it. This movie really gave me a new perspective of him.... not really one I'd like to imagine, but yeah...
So the movie is broken up into chapters. Some longer than others. The first chapter seemed normal enough. The mother gets sick, fairs her son some last advice, passes away and lives to help Dad. Typical drama style. So then, a woman enters into their lives, falls in the love with the dad, wants to become part of his family. But here's where it gets a bit out there. The dad had become a priest for a catholic church, so he cant fall in love with the women so goes against the catholic religion and secretly lives with her. She breaks up with him because they cant get married. The dad goes crazy, kept asking for the son to tell his sins on a daily basis and in order to get his dad's attention to starts to break a lot of rules and sin really badly to confess everyday.
.......... Sin-seeking........... that's the basic story of the first 1/4 of the movie.
The rest of the movie (and excuse my language from here-on out) gets hella fucking crazy. The biggest sin this fool can do is become a panty photographer. Sneaking upskirt shots of women and girls in the streets. And he was doing all these crazy ass moves trying to get them. How the fuck can they not notice what he was doing?! After getting caught by this one chick, he lets her off free, but you know this bitch is up to something cuz she starts stalking his ass. He ends up losing a bet and has to dress as a women and kiss a girl in the street (which is described up top). That chick falls in love with him... but she thinks he's a girl.. so she ends up thinking she's a lesbian.
She gets all hot and bothered when she thinks of his alter ego, yet she never knows that the person she fell in love with is actually a guy. She hates men, thinks theyre the worst. This chick is actually an "adopted" daughter of the lady that fell in love with the kids dad. they end up coming back together and the 4 live as a family. He loves that chick, but she hates him and thinks hes a perv. Crazy bitch starts to mess around with them. Joins their school, lies that she's the alter ego, chick falls in love with her, and all this crazy ass bullshit happens.
So after it was revealed the kid was a perv to the class, he gets kicked out of the house and the family get abducted and brainwashed to join a cult called "Church Zero" (church zero? zero church? cant remember). The kid tries to reprogram the chick but without success and gets dragged along to join the cult but didnt work out and she goes on a rampage and kills a bunch of people in an attempt to save the girl. Everyone goes crazy, crazy bitch kills herself, the kid goes fucking psycho and then the last chapter occurs.
With all the intense moments in the middle of the movie, I was hoping the last chapter would end with something huge. It ended lame. The kid is in the psych ward thinking he's his alter ego. The reprogrammed chick goes there to save him. She ends up doing so in the end but gets arrested, he chases after her and ... thats basically it... WHAT?!
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This movie is full of crazy ass shit that me explaining the movie can't justify. I mean... this was full of almost 4 hours... 4 HOURS of manipulation and sinning and all this crazy shit. On a catholic standpoint I felt disgusted that they were using that as a premise. I thought it was going to be somewhat subtle, especially after the start of the movie but things started to propel worse and worse and got more perverted as the movie went along. FOUR FUCKING HOURS. Never have I ever had to watch a FOUR HOUR movie full of perverted shit. NISSY.. HOW MANY BONERS DID YOU GET THROUGH THIS FUCKING MOVIE?! MITSUSHIMA HIKARI.. HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU SHOW YOUR PANTIES?!!
You'd think that I'd give this movie a low rating, honestly I probably would but just for being this fucking perverted and fucking crazy I'm giving this shit a 10/10. That's how fucking cool this shit was LMAO
I'm sorry about the language but that was me rambling my real thoughts about this movie.
Plot:
"Love Exposure" tells an epic tale of love, family, religion, and sex.
Yu Tsunoda and Yoko meet under the most unusual of circumstances. After Yu loses a bet with his friends he agrees to go into the city dressed as a woman and kiss the first woman he sees. When they go into the city Yu and his friends comes across a young teenage girl named Yoko who is surrounded by a group of thugs. Yu, still dressed as a woman, then helps Yoko beat up the gang of thugs. Afterwards Yu kisses Yoko and runs away. Yu for the first time falls in love with a girl, but Yoko falls in love with the woman in drag known only as Miss Scorpion.
Meanwhile, Yu is being followed by Aya Koike, a member of the cult group "Zero Church." Aya Koike devises a plan to bring Yu's entire family into the "Zero Church," but first she will gain the favor of Yoko by masquerading as Miss Scorpion
Credit: AsianWiki
Main Cast: Nishijima Takahiro (AAA), Mitsushima Hikari, Watabe Atsuro, Watanabe Makiko, Ando Sakura
Comments:
This movie.... THIS MOVIE... is SO. Damn. Twisted. While there's comedy in it, it's sickening.
It's sick, twisted, morbid, dirty, funny, disturbing........... and more, that i cant really find the words to describe.
Definitely not suitable for the young crowd. There's a lot of sexual content. Don't think there was nudity, but there were definitely a lot of panty shots and boners shown for a lifetime.
I didn't know what I was getting into when I got this movie. I originally wasn't going to get this movie, but every time I went to search for certain genres, it'd pop up, so I thought why not, especially since Nissy was in it. This movie really gave me a new perspective of him.... not really one I'd like to imagine, but yeah...
So the movie is broken up into chapters. Some longer than others. The first chapter seemed normal enough. The mother gets sick, fairs her son some last advice, passes away and lives to help Dad. Typical drama style. So then, a woman enters into their lives, falls in the love with the dad, wants to become part of his family. But here's where it gets a bit out there. The dad had become a priest for a catholic church, so he cant fall in love with the women so goes against the catholic religion and secretly lives with her. She breaks up with him because they cant get married. The dad goes crazy, kept asking for the son to tell his sins on a daily basis and in order to get his dad's attention to starts to break a lot of rules and sin really badly to confess everyday.
.......... Sin-seeking........... that's the basic story of the first 1/4 of the movie.
The rest of the movie (and excuse my language from here-on out) gets hella fucking crazy. The biggest sin this fool can do is become a panty photographer. Sneaking upskirt shots of women and girls in the streets. And he was doing all these crazy ass moves trying to get them. How the fuck can they not notice what he was doing?! After getting caught by this one chick, he lets her off free, but you know this bitch is up to something cuz she starts stalking his ass. He ends up losing a bet and has to dress as a women and kiss a girl in the street (which is described up top). That chick falls in love with him... but she thinks he's a girl.. so she ends up thinking she's a lesbian.
She gets all hot and bothered when she thinks of his alter ego, yet she never knows that the person she fell in love with is actually a guy. She hates men, thinks theyre the worst. This chick is actually an "adopted" daughter of the lady that fell in love with the kids dad. they end up coming back together and the 4 live as a family. He loves that chick, but she hates him and thinks hes a perv. Crazy bitch starts to mess around with them. Joins their school, lies that she's the alter ego, chick falls in love with her, and all this crazy ass bullshit happens.
So after it was revealed the kid was a perv to the class, he gets kicked out of the house and the family get abducted and brainwashed to join a cult called "Church Zero" (church zero? zero church? cant remember). The kid tries to reprogram the chick but without success and gets dragged along to join the cult but didnt work out and she goes on a rampage and kills a bunch of people in an attempt to save the girl. Everyone goes crazy, crazy bitch kills herself, the kid goes fucking psycho and then the last chapter occurs.
With all the intense moments in the middle of the movie, I was hoping the last chapter would end with something huge. It ended lame. The kid is in the psych ward thinking he's his alter ego. The reprogrammed chick goes there to save him. She ends up doing so in the end but gets arrested, he chases after her and ... thats basically it... WHAT?!
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This movie is full of crazy ass shit that me explaining the movie can't justify. I mean... this was full of almost 4 hours... 4 HOURS of manipulation and sinning and all this crazy shit. On a catholic standpoint I felt disgusted that they were using that as a premise. I thought it was going to be somewhat subtle, especially after the start of the movie but things started to propel worse and worse and got more perverted as the movie went along. FOUR FUCKING HOURS. Never have I ever had to watch a FOUR HOUR movie full of perverted shit. NISSY.. HOW MANY BONERS DID YOU GET THROUGH THIS FUCKING MOVIE?! MITSUSHIMA HIKARI.. HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU SHOW YOUR PANTIES?!!
You'd think that I'd give this movie a low rating, honestly I probably would but just for being this fucking perverted and fucking crazy I'm giving this shit a 10/10. That's how fucking cool this shit was LMAO
I'm sorry about the language but that was me rambling my real thoughts about this movie.
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